“Hey baby do you want to play my fucking dick kazoo”

Posted July 21st and with 55 notes - via / - reblog
Filed under: #DICK KAZOO#about me#shut up jay#no1curr

bluesigma:

piikopoko:

you were either a winx 

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or a w.i.t.c.h

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this makes me feel old.

soz i was all about w.i.t.c.h.

Posted July 21st and with 47,584 notes - via / source - reblog
Filed under: #ALL ABOUT#W.I.T.C.H.
askstripes asked:
Saw talk about a Beena voice thing. Where and when was this?

SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE STRIPES!

Here ya go!

Posted July 21st and with 1 note - reblog

So I’m back at my sister’s place

And my room is… Desolate?

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Posted July 20th and with 7 notes - reblog
Filed under: #shut up Jay#no1curr#dont read it

theveganabolitionist:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buggerygrips:

nagayeva:

Do we really have to take this?

A friend of mine was moving from her apartment. She asked me to look after some of her things. I agreed and not too long after she asked if her daughter Frances can come pick it up. I agreed and she came over with her boyfriend, who was also the father of her baby. I helped them carry the stuff down to the car, and during the whole visit exchanged possibly 10 words. 

Next day I received these texts. I had to created a fiancee I didn’t really have in order for him to stop.

I never told my friend what her daughter’s boyfriend did. Now they are expecting a second child, so as you all see, there was no break up. 

So Do we women really have to take this kind of attitude?

Do we have to invent things and people in order to be left alone.

I don’t want to have my titties banged.

I am not an easy lay.

I don’t deserve this.

Why do I go from being called “cute” “smart” and “pretty” in the beginning of the conversation, to “fatty” “bitch” and “ugly” in the end?

Reblog if you are against sexual harassment.

how do people like this actually exist what the fuck

The only thing that made him back off was the idea that you already had another man in your life.

The only thing that made him back off was the idea that you already had another man that owned you.

Careful, Haru. Don’t lose yourself. Believe in who you are.

Guam liberation family party.
Because if you can’t beat ‘em…

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Posted July 19th and with 4 notes - reblog
Filed under: #shut up Jay#no1curr#dont read it#personal

akupitiyo:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

reclusivewanker:

m-ignon:

dreamboatsandtrenchcoats:

Instead of saying motherfucker you can just say Oedipus

Half our generation wouldn’t even understand that

yes you are right the thousands of notes on this post prove how ignorant our generation is. only you are intelligent. you are the chosen one.

only real Ancient Greek kids would understand

reblog if ur a tru 650BC kid

WF