My baby Shanzi’s 1% cutie pie and 99% ripped juggernaught babe. * v *

Posted September 01st and with 16 notes - reblog
Filed under: #shut up Jay#no1curr#firefall#shanzi#reference

stevetbqh:

manjolras:

f-rea-k:

manjolras:

“i was in the sherlock fandom once” is the new embarrassing twilight phase

DON’T YOU DARE COMPARE SHERLOCK TO TWILIGHT

apologies to all twilight fans

image

My ego is fucking inflating you guys please.

#yasss jay slay
Is my new favorite tag I’m giggling so much.

DINNER DINNER DINNER

Posted August 29th and with 37 notes - reblog
Filed under: #aahhhhh#food#shut up Jay#no1curr#bulgogi

SELFIES BYE

Posted August 29th and with 83 notes - reblog
Filed under: #mon visage#shut up Jay#no1curr

I ate 2 whole spicy pickles.

My mouth is on fire and I couldn’t be happier about it tbh.

Posted August 29th and with 8 notes - reblog
Filed under: #shut up Jay#no1curr

nymphamortem:

"Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!"

THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN

YOU’RE TELLING US YOU’LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON’T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON’T DATE YOU

THAT’S IT THAT’S THE WHOLE MESSAGE

YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO

I WANT TO FUCKING CRY

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT ANGERS ME THAT ALL OF THE SHIT ON HISTORY CHANNEL HAS NO EDUCATIONAL VALUE AND IS BASICALLY LIKE WALKING THROUGH A RESTORATION DISPLAY

I CAME HERE TO LEARN THINGS AND YOU JUST

JUST

"LOOK AT THIS NEAT CAR FROM THE 50’S!"

NO I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT NEW DISCOVERIES ON ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS AND WEIRD SHIT I NEVER HEARD IN HISTORY CLASS

GIVE ME ARCHAEOLOGY OR GIVE ME A NEW FUCKING CHANNEL BECAUSE I’M SO TIRED OF WATCHING OLD WHITE GUYS REMINISCE ABOUT HOW COOL THEIR CARS WERE THERE ARE LIKE 500 SHOWS THAT ARE JUST THAT

I WILL WATCH THOSE

AUGH

FUCK
SORRY I AM SO ANGRY

Posted August 26th and with 94 notes - reblog
Filed under: #shut up Jay#no1curr

I spilled coffee on myself and Alex told me to find someone to kiss it better.

Posted August 26th and with 72 notes - reblog
Filed under: #shut up Jay#no1curr#mon visage

Stare longingly at my dinner.

Or teleport over and have some.

Posted August 25th and with 43 notes - reblog
Filed under: #shut up Jay#no1curr#food
WF