My baby Shanzi’s 1% cutie pie and 99% ripped juggernaught babe. * v *
“i was in the sherlock fandom once” is the new embarrassing twilight phase
DON’T YOU DARE COMPARE SHERLOCK TO TWILIGHT
apologies to all twilight fans
My ego is fucking inflating you guys please.
#yasss jay slay
Is my new favorite tag I’m giggling so much.
DINNER DINNER DINNER
I ate 2 whole spicy pickles.
My mouth is on fire and I couldn’t be happier about it tbh.
"Well girls, keep that in mind next time your friendzone somebody!"
THIS IS A TERROR CAMPAIGN
YOU’RE TELLING US YOU’LL LITERALLY MURDER US IF WE DON’T SPREAD OUR LEGS FOR YOU OR IF WE DON’T DATE YOU
THAT’S IT THAT’S THE WHOLE MESSAGE
YOU WANT US TO LIVE IN FEAR AND WE SURE DO
I WANT TO FUCKING CRY
DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT ANGERS ME THAT ALL OF THE SHIT ON HISTORY CHANNEL HAS NO EDUCATIONAL VALUE AND IS BASICALLY LIKE WALKING THROUGH A RESTORATION DISPLAY
I CAME HERE TO LEARN THINGS AND YOU JUST
"LOOK AT THIS NEAT CAR FROM THE 50’S!"
NO I WANT TO LEARN ABOUT NEW DISCOVERIES ON ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS AND WEIRD SHIT I NEVER HEARD IN HISTORY CLASS
GIVE ME ARCHAEOLOGY OR GIVE ME A NEW FUCKING CHANNEL BECAUSE I’M SO TIRED OF WATCHING OLD WHITE GUYS REMINISCE ABOUT HOW COOL THEIR CARS WERE THERE ARE LIKE 500 SHOWS THAT ARE JUST THAT
I WILL WATCH THOSE
SORRY I AM SO ANGRY
I spilled coffee on myself and Alex told me to find someone to kiss it better.
Stare longingly at my dinner.
Or teleport over and have some.